PORN AND CYBER SEX'IN

A couple of years ago, I got me a computer. This is something I thought I would never have. When I started my current job. The guys at the shop was always on the computer. At first I didn't pay it no mind (fuck computers) but of course they got me. (hey Blackfoot, you changed a lock this week,(yeah...Well you have to put it on the computer). I used to laugh every time I hear them talk that computer talk. Next thang you know, I'm on ESPN checking out sports stats.

But what really got me was a game called War Craft,next thang I know, I done signed up with AOL (hey Blackfoot you want a computer.) no I'll pass, the shops work fine. Then they broke it down for me. You already have AOL FOR 19.95, why don't you just switch to MSN for 3 years, and they will give you a free computer. (well let's do the damn thang then.) What?- Got to buy a Monitor, (Free my ass)----Alright now, hook me up on some porn I WANNA BE A FREAK TOO. I search the internet, I can't find shit, or they want you to pay.

THE GUYS IN THE SHOP are computer wizards, they know there stuff, but they can't find me no free porn (lyin motha.....) so I finally found AMP LAND website with porn pictures, and a few movie clips. I just purchased me a DVD PLAYER and a CD BURNER I burned me a couple of CD's. Oh damn---you know what my DVD PLAYER lets you watch JPEG's on your television. So I did it. I figured I get about twenty naked women, at the time I didn't know about mega bytes, killer bytes.When I put my CD in my computer., I noticed that my CD still had 650 MB of free space.

How could that be. Well you should no the rest. But I wasn't haven it, so I proceeded to fill a CD-rom full of naked women, and it was a success.. Now I have a CD-ROM full of porn, 6,223 pictures-----BLACKS, ASIANS, LESBIANS, TITS AND ASS, FAT WOMEN.190 Porn clips--and a movie .......And by the way, to purchase this CD.

I DON'T WANT TO BE A FREAK NO MORE

AMPLAND you have your black, Asians you normal stuff. FISTING strait up some nasty shit.uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I went to WATERSPORTS I figured naked women on boats playin in the water. As I was checking out the pictures,no one was naked. They all had panties on, I was like what in the hell is this. Then it hit me, these women pissed in there panties. Oh damn I think this women shit in her droze. This is what watersports turn out to be. And maybe there should be a age limit for some of this stuff.

OLD/MATURE I'm 39 years old -don't want to see a 99 year old naked women. (at least until 2063) but not now, please. But any how I'm through with pictures I want some movies. Found some sites where you can download music and some porn. Lets do the dam thang then. But you have to be careful here. Just like ampland you can get what you want. GAY- no thank yah. FISTING, hell no. ANIMAL SEX, uhhhhhhh. MAN/WOMEN/ANIMAL fucking perverted freak shit. When you download your movies or music you can change the title. I got A LESBIAN THREE SOME, started out all three was sleep.

One woke up and started oral sex on the other. Oh damn, alright 2 women and a guy. At this point I knew something wasn't right. As I got closer to my monitor, "urp". Three guys getting there freak on "urp". I will never, ever download porn of the net again. I just get them from the local video/porn store. All women lesbian, fat women. Even she males? Hey, there women, they just strap on the long dongs.... Right?. .

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