Condoms......

“He doesnt argue with a girl cause yes, he has others
Keep updated on all kind of rubbers
Got ones that are lambskin, others that are plastic
One day hell open a school for prophylactics
They dont know…”

The Difference between sex with a condom and sex without is like Night and Day..whoooooooooo!

That ish can make you like a person more.

I have no idea how people could be “Minute men” WITH Condoms….

That’s some weak ass…speedy gondickez ass..punk ass…wackadocious…froggerknockle bullshit
You know sometimes a guy isn’t already “strong” but without the condoms you get there quick…and stay there

Condoms? You might never get to maximum ‘strength’ cuz you don’t feel what you need to feel to get rodded up (And not Roddykat)

But you HAVE to use them…till you can trust a person…and sometimes even then; shidddd fukalladat; I dont know you-know you

They could dry a woman out…come off and get stuck (Never had that but I heard)…all types of ish
Ewwww all stuck up in there…like a soggy ass slobber balloon…I aint goin up in there…you get it…shiddd, well you better call somebody…? I dont know; Tina and ‘nem…well alls I know is its in you know; shouldnt been doin all dem keagles…what? Look the game is on…I dont know; Hold yo nose and close yo mouth and try and sneeze…

wait.

what?

I’ll NEVER EVER understand the flavored condoms…or the women that only give oral treats if the man wears one.

Unless you got the illmatic Cookie joints!



On the other hand…sometimes Without feels TOO good; like a tight (you hope) Warm wet…buttery something or another
Then it’s like…whoops

Way better than a losse booty…ole Cowl neck crotch ass…roast beef rockin ass… lol
Weird thing….or smart thing (depending on whatever) either way I’m a pullout guy…no childrens and I like to see
and maybe…JUST maybe…you’d get some…oral disposal assistance, and then it’s WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!

It’s that trusting someone thing…that’s tough.

It’s Diseases…but do people still have those? I guess they do…and I dont want the Ball Herpz
The Childrens…people DEFINTELY still have those…and I like to have spendin money.

I need a disease free…no children wantin…sexy homebody…that likes to do the oochie coochie. (lalala)

Oh dont forget about the application! Havin to open that joint; alladasudden it’s made of space age plastic…cant tear that open for shit!
THEN the roll on….OH NO especially not rollin it on the wrong way! Mannn be all like…wait. this is real sticky (I hope I aint cum already…whoopsy) Oh…rolled the wrong way; well…she aint lookin Ima just reverse this…

I’ve heard some women put them on their mens…WOW (never seen that) HEARD that SOME womenz use they mowf!

What is it about skin though? Condoms are not that thick…though the Magnums seem to be WAY thicker than the regular ones…
But what is it about skin that that thin ass condom (that’s skin tight) takes away? Cuz when you do it without…

The veins rub the clit…the head expands and pulsates…the lips flutter…drips…saturates…contracts (Remember your Kegels ladies)
Then it be “Ooooh this love is soooooo”

Maybe THESE would do something?!



…or kill somebody

Damn with those and the Nuva, all you need is some bangles, a hula hoop and a small order of onion rings…what?

Does it matter? Not really…I aint getting it no way…unless of course(uwannacomegiveit)

But I never use a condom when I’m with myself…I know where I been…plus I Saw myself wash my hands.



“If youre a guy well talk about hangin
And if youre a girl he’ll talk about bangin
If your moms call up, well, I dont know
But uh… “

AZZ. ASS. AZZ

I will tell tell you more than you really need know about bananas.

The banana resembles a tree but is a giant herb that has
flowers without sex organs and fruit without seeds.



Buddha made the banana plant the symbol of the futility
of earthly possessions because of its infertility.
Classic Chinese iconography shows him meditating on
the key to wisdom at the foot of a banana plant.



There are just two main varieties of banana consumed outside the tropics:
Gros Michel is susceptible to Panama disease (wilt) and leaf spot (Sigatoga)
but tolerant of the burrowing nematode worm; Cavendish is resistant to
wilt but susceptible to leaf spot and worms. No variety
resistant to all three has yet been discovered




Recent excavations discovered the remains of a sixteenth-century banana in London,
but for the most part the fruit was ignored in Europe until the twentieth century,
since it ripened too quickly to be transported by sea.



The fruit contains large quantities of energy (90 calories per 100 grams)
and potassium (380 milligrams) - one banana provides more than an adult's daily requirement



Singer Carmen Miranda made her name by appearing clothed in bananas,
encouraging United Fruit to adopt the 'Miss Chiquita' banana-clad figure,
now discredited by the antics of Chiquita Brands International.

Jack Venooker meltdown at Dork Lord's Badland and leaves like a bitch..

http://sdg3.com/badlands/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=401&sid=bb744f1b617364e9176f11f9b2127be4

JESUS CHRIST, what a sore loser. wotbb told him I was an important member of The BadLands and he moaned and bitched about it. Here's some of the dirty that went down.

wotbb wrote:

I wouldn't mind at all. If you ignore all the religious stuff, the rest of his posts is quite interesting. Controversial, surely, but he often has a point


jack wrote:

You suck at trolling, and this statement fails otherwise.

Get a grip, or are your kegels already too loose? That motherfucker doesn't post anything of value at all controversial or otherwise at all and GUESS why he's here?

Christ, too much thorazine? You are NUMB my dear if you think that's stimulating in the slightest.

But that's why we all have one.

Gank master wrote:

JESUS CHRIST, your meltdowns have become ledgendary a round these parts. Point is you don't like Dork Pickle, you hate being at this board,

The only reason for you being here, is because of New Age Posting. If you ask nicely, I can arrange for Blackfoot to go along with us becoming members of your board.

GOD knows, I know, Blackfoot knows you really wont NAP to be apart of your community. I'm pretty sure you have your duals ready for such an invasion.

Think about what NAP can do for your board. More gutter style posting which you are used to. More TK members will join. TKR could be an instant success.

AMEN!


jack wrote:

You suck at trolling, and this statement fails otherwise.


wotbb wrote:

You really shouldn't always assume that everyone else acts like yourself. I didn't attempt to troll. I was matter-of-factedly stating my personal opinion.

Gank Master often offers interesting ideas and concepts and though one may not concur with him, it's in my opinon nevertheless worth the effort to try and see the world (or a particular problem) with someone else's eyes and from a different angle. One gets the chance this way to discover details previousely overlooked.

Nobody has a monopoly on the truth though everyone automatically assumes they themselves are right and all the rest of the world is wrong. But frustratingly it is so often not true. Sometimes someone we dislike is right, sometimes we both are right, someone neither is.

What is important is to try and keep one's mind open and not get entangled in bias, prejudices and stereotypes. In my experience that's the best shortcut to the - sometimes painful - truth.

jack wrote:

You're an even bigger idiot than he is then, and I'm not coming back here as a result. I said I was done with this bullshit, and you know what?

I am.

And no matter what the fuck you say Germgirl, you really do suck at all of this. Calling it "unintentional" is worse than an excuse.

I really do see why you ran yourself off TK the first time, what's interesting about all this is your loathing of TK being compromised by your need for community.

Hypocrisy is often masked by the darndest things innit?

Bye.


wottb wrote:

oooh, what a terrible loss. I am drenched in my tears!
(comes handy, I wanted to take a bath anyway)

Apparently the difference between "unintentional" and "totally wrongly interpreted" is not clear to some people. In case of doubt, I can wholeheartedly recommend the famous Hornby aka Oxford Advanced Learner's Dictionary of Current English

But jokes aside, who'd have though Jack's nerves to be so fragile? Makes you wonder what problems are behind all this.
Jack, ducks, if you need someone to talk, you have my IM adress, don't you, dearie?


Gank Master wrote:

JESUS CHRIST, what a total meltdown, all over lil ole me. Bye you cock smoking club foot dork. don't bring your smelly ass back here no more, hit the road Jack, dont you come by here no more.

GOD I need to PRAY.

AMEN!
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#2 Loktar wrote:

You have a middle aged German woman who took pity on your pathetic ass. I guess even a shitstain like you needs at least one friend.
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#3 The Call Of Nature wrote:

Too late, Gank. I already beat you at it :P
http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?p=1886314#post1886314

I wouldn't exactly call you an *important* member at the badlands (in my opinion all posters are equally important), but though I find this religious stuff irritating I think you are basically a decent guy and you keep the threads going.
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#4 GANK MASTER wrote:

[QUOTE=Loktar;1886317]You have a middle aged German woman who took pity on your pathetic ass. I guess even a shitstain like you needs at least one friend.[/QUOTE]

JESUS CHRIST, are you here to bitch and moan on Jack's behalf? Here's the deal Lokie. Jack really never wanted to be in Dork's Pickle BadLands. The only reason he was thier was because NAP joined. In fact that's the only reason you post thier, because of NAP.

wottb never took pity on me. It was Jack who started the shit, basically cussing the admin out for something that was referRing to me. Jack is the one who left in a hissy fit. NAP was just to damn much for him to bare. This time when Jack left he didn't have a ball to take, because the ball was on Dork Lord's court, the guy Jack dispises more than Blackfoot.

GOD knows Jack's leaving the The BadLand the way he did was halarious, but imbarrasing.
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#6 LokTar wrote:

[QUOTE=GANK MASTER;1886329]JESUS CHRIST, are you here to bitch and moan on Jack's behalf? Here's the deal Lokie. Jack really never wanted to be in Dork's Pickle BadLands. The only reason he was thier was because NAP joined. In fact that's the only reason you post thier, because of NAP.

wottb never took pity on me. It was Jack who started the shit, basically cussing the admin out for something that was referRing to me. Jack is the one who left in a hissy fit. NAP was just to damn much for him to bare. This time when Jack left he didn't have a ball to take, because the ball was on Dork Lord's court, the guy Jack dispises more than Blackfoot.

GOD knows Jack's leaving the The BadLand the way he did was halarious, but imbarrasing.

PRAY.

AMEN![/QUOTE]

Here's the deal Blackfoot's dualie. You have obsessively stalked jack from board to board for 10 years spouting bullshit, lies, and ignoring the truth. All because someone jokingly stated you were King of the Gutters. Its so sad when a dumbass nigger can't admit he's been so excessively pwned and trolled for years by jack, life, and many other people.
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#7 GANK MASTER wrote:

Who's taking the pity now, Loktar?

[QUOTE]The Call Of Nature wrote:

... what's the matter with Jack?
He apparently just had a nervous breakdown at Dork's badlands

Since normally his nerves don't snap that easily (and in this case even without any reason), I wonder what's behind this. Does he have any probs at another board or RL stress?

Does anyone have any idea how we can cheer him up? Somehow I think a hugging thread won't be much appreciated atm. [/QUOTE]

Maybe TrollKingdom should start an *I apolagize to Jack thread*. Fuck him. He got what he wanted here at TrollKingdom. New Age Posting has been daycared, and still he chases us in The BadLand only to get his panties in a knot.

The TRUTH of the matter it was me. I'll take the blame for Jack's misfourtunes, in the name of Blackfoot aka The New Jack. Sorry Jack, you've been dealt with by New Age Posting. Bye-Bye, toodles. GOD knows this is truely satisfying.

AMEN! AMEN!
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#8 GANK MASTER wrote:

[QUOTE=Loktar;1886331]Here's the deal Blackfoot's dualie. You have obsessively stalked jack from board to board for 10 years spouting bullshit, lies, and ignoring the truth. All because someone jokingly stated you were King of the Gutters. Its so sad when a dumbass nigger can't admit he's been so excessively pwned and trolled for years by jack, life, and many other people.[/QUOTE]

But I'm not Blackfoot. Untill you and Jack get over that fact, maybe life will be more simple. You can only troll for so long before it gets boring. You keep supporting Jack with little to nothing to show for it, except for Jack losing his fucking mind and lashing out at admin.

GOD U need 2 PRAY.

Life is 2 short for stupitity.

AMEN!
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Blackfoot - Greg (Conchaga) Cooley - Jack Venooker