AT THA MAINTENANCE SHOP 8 till 5
I got to do this. I been wanting to do this since day one. But they cried and cried. ( No,don't do this, please Charles don't do it if you do were going to sue your ass ) It took me all this to time to figure out something. What if they did sue me, what are they going to get, there shit..Hey sue me ,cause it's on now. 80% of the stuff in my apartment belonged to them ( Yes Lil Ceez, GODZUKIE, KEV, BIG JACK I got it from you.) These guys are always finding something better, for example (in tha last year a lone Godzukie done had about..fifteen different DVD players.
He keeps sayin some shit about, I need one that plays pal, and region 1,2, 3, 4, VCD, MPEG... shut up punk. I have a DVD player that plays all that, I can watch pictures and video clips I down load off my computer on my tab ( APEX ad-5131 ) he went out and bought one. ( Oh hell no, the picture is not crystal clear ) man you ain't never satisfied, damn. So I guess he'll go on lookin for that perfect DVD player. Oh,, i forgot.it has to be progressive scan, what ever that means...I know big bucks drive on GODZUKIE, drive on.--NEXT UP....LIL CEEZ... I'll do this later.
DVD...DVD...DVD...DVD...DVD's I just don't get it. ( That's there come back line, when I start to chuckle, don't pay him no mind, he don't get it) Show your right. Tuesday is DVD day for new releases. I always go with them, so I can get my laugh on. They get about five DVD's. They walk out the store like they just won tha big pot at bingo night. (ha,ha,ha,ha---thats me gettin ready to give them hell). We get goin,--GODZUCKIE puts his DVD's in between the seat. LIL CEEZ carefully puts his on the dash board, for all you who don't know ---let me tell yah.
When they bought these DVD's they already new what they had---( Wide screen, 5.1, deleted scenes, theatrical trailers, subtitles or what ever.) They researched it so much they have to know, they found so many trailers, that in bits and pieces they saw tha whole damn movie. ha,ha,ha Lil Ceez....I wonder if dogs and cats is in 5.1 ( ha,ha,ha,ha ) fuck you BLACKFOOT. GODZUKIE....I don't know ( man stop lyin ) this is just a chance to admire your purchase. This will continue tha whole ride----i wonder who is the main star, I wonder this, I wonder that. I'm laughin so hard it hurts.Got dammit got caught at another stop light.
This is where they check out each other DVDs, four of there DVD's are the same. ( They pretty much buy tha same movies ) We get back to the shop, they eat. here it come. freakin a DVD --GODZUKIE carefully unwraps his bag, pullin them out gently one by one. He looks at them upright, side ways, up side down. opens them up take tha DVD out tha box. This is were he strainten out tha spine. ( They must be striat, they must be strait ) He rubs them, wipe them, set them up to see how there goin to look on tha shelf. (aaah, ha, ha, ah)--lil ceez opens his. hes lookin for a scratch, this is a no-no, he don't play ( He raises hell over a scratch )
I'm taken this back ( Why man-- ha, ha, ha ) It's fucking scratched! ( Let me see?... ha, ha, ha....I don't see no scratch, man you just trippen ) It's right there !!. Like i said, I don't get it. They buy a DVD every tuesday, knowing in about 6 months they'll be buying that same movie again. The movie industry got them. ( All that research they do must not matter ) Or maybe it's a thrill or some kind of freak thang goin on, you can always sell it on EBAY or to your local DVD/VIDEO store. Run by Joe Blow who can't sell nothin, but he'll make a trade with ya or, give you in store credit.
BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF they spent a year waiting for this movie to be released. They knew the day it was goin to hit the big screen. During that year the watch this one trailer over and over. ( To them that was the best 2 minute movie ever ). I even heard it gave them goose bumps...ahhhh ha, ha,.---OH HELL NO, NO THEY DIDN'T--BOO-HO-HO ( That was LIL CEEZ crying) Our town is not showin that movie ( hahahahahahahahahah----a ) But that didn't stop them from seeing it. He downloaded the movie of tha net. It only took six hours. Put it on a disk ( another hour ). Watched it on tha shop computer mutiple times.
I walked in tha shop LIL CEEZ and SWEETS was sittin in tha dark, knee to knee, elbow to elbow watching it on a 15 inch monitor. ( hahahahaha---aahh--hahahaha-----ohhhhhh hahahahaha ) they had popcorn, and drinks. I laughed so damn hard it hurt, I even laughed in my sleep. If tha movie was that damn good, why haven't I heard of it.-------hey BLACKFOOT ( what up? ) Need you to take call for me saturday. ( All right, but you owe me one-???????---What you doing saturday ) goin to Chorlotte--( What for) To um, see bro--hod of woo--f ( What in the hell you just say ) I'm goin to see Brotherhood of the Wolf. ( hahahahahahahahahaha, didn't you hahahahhha----just watch that------hahahahaha--about five times this week ). Yeah, but that is not the way the director intended it to be. It's not in 5.1, or wide screen. Oh yeah I forgot, we need wide screen, might have missed something on tha side, maybe over there a monkey was scratching his ass, never mind that you never see tha top of his head, or see feet.
Three hundred miles, and eighty dollars to see a movie, drive on LIL CEEZ drive on. The only man I know who's broke on friday, and have a new mustang on monday, you da man.( Hey, GODZUKIE--what are yo-ou doin sat-ur-day--hahahahahahahaha)...$10.00 --tha most i'll pay for a DVD. They always start out at $19.99 or $24.99. After about 2 years they'll come down on the price. For example---THE FAN ( Wesley Snipes and Robert De-niro ) 6months ago I got it for $9.99, guess what. Just seen it on sale at circuit city for $6.99...DAMN---FROM NOW ON $6.99 IS MY NEW PRICE.
I wonder how long it will take before they are FREE. ------------HEY YALL GODZUKIE FINALLY FOUND HIS DVD PLAYER
JATON--PSD7611K----progressive scan, it's in DTS (whao-hoo) supports NTSC and PAL ( ya heard me. ) and JPEG, SVCD, VCD, CD, CD-RW, CD-R/MP3 playback. ( Oh my goodness )-----GODZUKIE, GODZUKIE -----oh my fault, he also informed me it's KARAOKE (I can hear him now) TUB thumping.........( I get knocked down, I get up again, ain't nobody gonna keep me down-pis---in tha night awa-ay)......But i'll bet you lunch, he'll be sellin it in 2 weeks.
He keeps sayin some shit about, I need one that plays pal, and region 1,2, 3, 4, VCD, MPEG... shut up punk. I have a DVD player that plays all that, I can watch pictures and video clips I down load off my computer on my tab ( APEX ad-5131 ) he went out and bought one. ( Oh hell no, the picture is not crystal clear ) man you ain't never satisfied, damn. So I guess he'll go on lookin for that perfect DVD player. Oh,, i forgot.it has to be progressive scan, what ever that means...I know big bucks drive on GODZUKIE, drive on.--NEXT UP....LIL CEEZ... I'll do this later.
DVD...DVD...DVD...DVD...DVD's I just don't get it. ( That's there come back line, when I start to chuckle, don't pay him no mind, he don't get it) Show your right. Tuesday is DVD day for new releases. I always go with them, so I can get my laugh on. They get about five DVD's. They walk out the store like they just won tha big pot at bingo night. (ha,ha,ha,ha---thats me gettin ready to give them hell). We get goin,--GODZUCKIE puts his DVD's in between the seat. LIL CEEZ carefully puts his on the dash board, for all you who don't know ---let me tell yah.
When they bought these DVD's they already new what they had---( Wide screen, 5.1, deleted scenes, theatrical trailers, subtitles or what ever.) They researched it so much they have to know, they found so many trailers, that in bits and pieces they saw tha whole damn movie. ha,ha,ha Lil Ceez....I wonder if dogs and cats is in 5.1 ( ha,ha,ha,ha ) fuck you BLACKFOOT. GODZUKIE....I don't know ( man stop lyin ) this is just a chance to admire your purchase. This will continue tha whole ride----i wonder who is the main star, I wonder this, I wonder that. I'm laughin so hard it hurts.Got dammit got caught at another stop light.
This is where they check out each other DVDs, four of there DVD's are the same. ( They pretty much buy tha same movies ) We get back to the shop, they eat. here it come. freakin a DVD --GODZUKIE carefully unwraps his bag, pullin them out gently one by one. He looks at them upright, side ways, up side down. opens them up take tha DVD out tha box. This is were he strainten out tha spine. ( They must be striat, they must be strait ) He rubs them, wipe them, set them up to see how there goin to look on tha shelf. (aaah, ha, ha, ah)--lil ceez opens his. hes lookin for a scratch, this is a no-no, he don't play ( He raises hell over a scratch )
I'm taken this back ( Why man-- ha, ha, ha ) It's fucking scratched! ( Let me see?... ha, ha, ha....I don't see no scratch, man you just trippen ) It's right there !!. Like i said, I don't get it. They buy a DVD every tuesday, knowing in about 6 months they'll be buying that same movie again. The movie industry got them. ( All that research they do must not matter ) Or maybe it's a thrill or some kind of freak thang goin on, you can always sell it on EBAY or to your local DVD/VIDEO store. Run by Joe Blow who can't sell nothin, but he'll make a trade with ya or, give you in store credit.
BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF they spent a year waiting for this movie to be released. They knew the day it was goin to hit the big screen. During that year the watch this one trailer over and over. ( To them that was the best 2 minute movie ever ). I even heard it gave them goose bumps...ahhhh ha, ha,.---OH HELL NO, NO THEY DIDN'T--BOO-HO-HO ( That was LIL CEEZ crying) Our town is not showin that movie ( hahahahahahahahahah----a ) But that didn't stop them from seeing it. He downloaded the movie of tha net. It only took six hours. Put it on a disk ( another hour ). Watched it on tha shop computer mutiple times.
I walked in tha shop LIL CEEZ and SWEETS was sittin in tha dark, knee to knee, elbow to elbow watching it on a 15 inch monitor. ( hahahahaha---aahh--hahahaha-----ohhhhhh hahahahaha ) they had popcorn, and drinks. I laughed so damn hard it hurt, I even laughed in my sleep. If tha movie was that damn good, why haven't I heard of it.-------hey BLACKFOOT ( what up? ) Need you to take call for me saturday. ( All right, but you owe me one-???????---What you doing saturday ) goin to Chorlotte--( What for) To um, see bro--hod of woo--f ( What in the hell you just say ) I'm goin to see Brotherhood of the Wolf. ( hahahahahahahahahaha, didn't you hahahahhha----just watch that------hahahahaha--about five times this week ). Yeah, but that is not the way the director intended it to be. It's not in 5.1, or wide screen. Oh yeah I forgot, we need wide screen, might have missed something on tha side, maybe over there a monkey was scratching his ass, never mind that you never see tha top of his head, or see feet.
Three hundred miles, and eighty dollars to see a movie, drive on LIL CEEZ drive on. The only man I know who's broke on friday, and have a new mustang on monday, you da man.( Hey, GODZUKIE--what are yo-ou doin sat-ur-day--hahahahahahahaha)...$10.00 --tha most i'll pay for a DVD. They always start out at $19.99 or $24.99. After about 2 years they'll come down on the price. For example---THE FAN ( Wesley Snipes and Robert De-niro ) 6months ago I got it for $9.99, guess what. Just seen it on sale at circuit city for $6.99...DAMN---FROM NOW ON $6.99 IS MY NEW PRICE.
I wonder how long it will take before they are FREE. ------------HEY YALL GODZUKIE FINALLY FOUND HIS DVD PLAYER
JATON--PSD7611K----progressive scan, it's in DTS (whao-hoo) supports NTSC and PAL ( ya heard me. ) and JPEG, SVCD, VCD, CD, CD-RW, CD-R/MP3 playback. ( Oh my goodness )-----GODZUKIE, GODZUKIE -----oh my fault, he also informed me it's KARAOKE (I can hear him now) TUB thumping.........( I get knocked down, I get up again, ain't nobody gonna keep me down-pis---in tha night awa-ay)......But i'll bet you lunch, he'll be sellin it in 2 weeks.
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home