SAFETY: BY BLACKFOOT
Damn it's cold out there. How yawl been, I'm doing well. Well I guess it's that time of year, muggings and beat downs. Most of yawl bring it on yourself, so here are a few tips to stop the violence. Walk like you don't care, like you don't have a care in the world. No not the pimp walk that new pair of shoes walk. We be high stepping, when we have new kicks on. We got more bounce to the ounce. Never take your eye off no one, get your look on, Peep round corners, at the ground, the sky, stop and pick up a rock, talk to your self. Sure you look like you've been smoking crack, or sniffing paint. And always get in run mode be ready to get your run on, homey. I know what the fellas are saying I ain't no fuckin punk, run who me I'm a man, I don't run from shit. I know big man.
Now stop that crying, medical help is on the way and please NEVER EVER TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET this is a big mistake. Every were you go there's always somebody begging for change ( did you hear me ) bums and rift raft never ask you for dollars, it's always ( yo man you got a quarter, or some change ). I always keep change in my pocket for this reason here, just in case I'm feelin generous about 2 times a year a quarter 2 dimes, a nickel, and 4 pennies.
You see that's were they get most of yawl ( yo man, can you spare some change for a starving brotha ) you ain't got no change, but your feelin generous today, so you break out the old wallet to hand hand him a dollar. ( bad move my man ) you hand him that dollar, oh damn what the fuck here's another one homes. Now your in the hospital with your wig split. He set you up for the big one. When you open that wallet he new you had a grip.
I mean he's a bum ( ah do I take these here 2 dollars, or that 351 dollars in his wallet ) jail or be hungry, jail or be hungry (jail ain't that bad) bam!! And for you CIGARETTE SMOKERS don't do it trust me on this. What's up dogg can I get a smoke ain't got none man I just seen you put them in your pocket, ain't got none no need for me to go through this shit. Let me tell yah how they get yah I get a smoke, your feelin generous today.
Yeah sure, can I take 2, need one for later on, no problem dogg just as your about to walk away-- you got a light ( yeah I do ) Wrong move crime victim. When he asked you for that second cigarette he just set you up for his finally, and that was the famous you got a light, we can always find the cigarettes, and they now this. The second cigg is a diversion, the light yah see your is never were its suppose to be, you reach in the left pocket, then right shirt pocket.
You can't find it, now you get nervous, dam I just had it bam!! You took your eyes of the crook. And how about this guy selling expensive stuff for cheap. SELLING $200 WATCHES FOR $10 yeah boy'ie, damn that's a good deal. Give me five of them there. I can give one to my mom, my aunt. My dad would shoal dig that one. (not that one my brotha, that will cost you $20 bones. Hole up, hole up, you just said all was for $10 but this here has a curtacal diamond in the middle, so that's extra.
But like I done told yah NEVER TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET this here scam will always make a sucka pull out the wallet--and this is a classic CALLIN YOU WHO YOU AIN'T ---- BIG WORM, YOooo BIG WORM, ( I look over ) long time no see man ( I keep walking, because I don't now this fool,-- but he's still talking about some bullshit ) so now I stop. What's up he's talking and he keeps talking-- man were you know me from.
Stop tripping man, over there on ah, ahhhh you know were man, you was wit my cousin White Owl, and Poochie. Listen here I ain't the one,don't know no damn White Owl, and fuck Poochie. My name is not no fuckin Big Worm, punk. It's Big Snake---now shell on, damn I messed up, see you never ever stop win they don't call you by your correct name. Most of yawl want to be polite and analog this. AND LADIES will you please, please leave that big ass nap sack ( purse, pocket book ) home.
Its not safe, yeah, yeah, I know that's were you keep your stuff, makeup, lip gloss, lotion in case your skin get dry, maxi pads in case of a accident, and your wallet.. You pull into the parking lot, you have to walk a mile before you get inside the store, gripping your nap sack, because ain't nobodies going to get your shit. BAM !!!!!. He didn't get yo shit, but he dragged your ass all over the parking lot. But now you have hundreds of dollars tied up in medical bills.
When all he wanted was the 50 dollars you had in your wallet. And if they do snatch yo shit, you just lost not only your money, but probably your identity. MO money ( New license, credit cards, car/ house keys. Etc.. Etc.) - leave it home silly. I was at Wall Mart, using the ATM machine, gittin a couple of dollars out, this young scrub approached me. ( Yo man, my moms locked her keys in the car, we need help, do you know how to jimmy the lock) I look him up and down, because there's 600 people up in here and his dumb ass ask me for help.
I look to the right and left, I mumble ( ain't this a bitch, motha fucka ) but I chill for a moment. WHY ME. I looked him right in his eye, and told him strait up HELL---FUK'IN---NO, now shell on punk. He was lucky there was a lot of people around, he would have also got kicked in his ass. How he gone play me, I ain't now sucka duck, he would have got most of yawl, it was a trick, at the ATM machine gettin some money, mom need some help ( sure I'll help you partner ) you get out there, mom throws 2 punches to the body, son put that scissor kick to the back of your neck, stole all your shit, because you fell for it.
I mean its a mad, fucked up world out here people, take care of your self. Because were out there. YOU GOT A SMOKE..Never ever open your door if you don't know who it is. When you hear a knock on the door, don't just get up and run to the door. I always let them knock at least twice before I even think about goin to the door. After third knock, I slowly creep to the door. (floors are squeaky) I look out the peep hole. ( if I don't know you I creep back to my spot )
Sometime if I do know you, I creep back to my spot. Call me first, that what telephones was intended for. I've had people do this when I knock on there door. Who is it comes after the door is already open. ( me sucka, now give me all your stuff, punk.) my brotha was telling me that bill collectors are hounding' him. ( I ask him what he mean ) my man can't answer his on door. I can't help him now, so this is for yawl. BLACKFOOT is never here.
I open the door, ( BLACKFOOT -my name is ) hold up cousin, BLACKFOOT ain't here, want to leave a message or something. (no I'll just come back) well do that,--then. Every day for weeks he come a knocking. Sometimes he catch me at the mail box, leaven ( BLACKFOOT here ) no. The last time in I seen that fool, he was sitting on my stairs ( BLACKFOOT is not home )---yeah I know.
Now stop that crying, medical help is on the way and please NEVER EVER TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET this is a big mistake. Every were you go there's always somebody begging for change ( did you hear me ) bums and rift raft never ask you for dollars, it's always ( yo man you got a quarter, or some change ). I always keep change in my pocket for this reason here, just in case I'm feelin generous about 2 times a year a quarter 2 dimes, a nickel, and 4 pennies.
You see that's were they get most of yawl ( yo man, can you spare some change for a starving brotha ) you ain't got no change, but your feelin generous today, so you break out the old wallet to hand hand him a dollar. ( bad move my man ) you hand him that dollar, oh damn what the fuck here's another one homes. Now your in the hospital with your wig split. He set you up for the big one. When you open that wallet he new you had a grip.
I mean he's a bum ( ah do I take these here 2 dollars, or that 351 dollars in his wallet ) jail or be hungry, jail or be hungry (jail ain't that bad) bam!! And for you CIGARETTE SMOKERS don't do it trust me on this. What's up dogg can I get a smoke ain't got none man I just seen you put them in your pocket, ain't got none no need for me to go through this shit. Let me tell yah how they get yah I get a smoke, your feelin generous today.
Yeah sure, can I take 2, need one for later on, no problem dogg just as your about to walk away-- you got a light ( yeah I do ) Wrong move crime victim. When he asked you for that second cigarette he just set you up for his finally, and that was the famous you got a light, we can always find the cigarettes, and they now this. The second cigg is a diversion, the light yah see your is never were its suppose to be, you reach in the left pocket, then right shirt pocket.
You can't find it, now you get nervous, dam I just had it bam!! You took your eyes of the crook. And how about this guy selling expensive stuff for cheap. SELLING $200 WATCHES FOR $10 yeah boy'ie, damn that's a good deal. Give me five of them there. I can give one to my mom, my aunt. My dad would shoal dig that one. (not that one my brotha, that will cost you $20 bones. Hole up, hole up, you just said all was for $10 but this here has a curtacal diamond in the middle, so that's extra.
But like I done told yah NEVER TAKE OUT YOUR WALLET this here scam will always make a sucka pull out the wallet--and this is a classic CALLIN YOU WHO YOU AIN'T ---- BIG WORM, YOooo BIG WORM, ( I look over ) long time no see man ( I keep walking, because I don't now this fool,-- but he's still talking about some bullshit ) so now I stop. What's up he's talking and he keeps talking-- man were you know me from.
Stop tripping man, over there on ah, ahhhh you know were man, you was wit my cousin White Owl, and Poochie. Listen here I ain't the one,don't know no damn White Owl, and fuck Poochie. My name is not no fuckin Big Worm, punk. It's Big Snake---now shell on, damn I messed up, see you never ever stop win they don't call you by your correct name. Most of yawl want to be polite and analog this. AND LADIES will you please, please leave that big ass nap sack ( purse, pocket book ) home.
Its not safe, yeah, yeah, I know that's were you keep your stuff, makeup, lip gloss, lotion in case your skin get dry, maxi pads in case of a accident, and your wallet.. You pull into the parking lot, you have to walk a mile before you get inside the store, gripping your nap sack, because ain't nobodies going to get your shit. BAM !!!!!. He didn't get yo shit, but he dragged your ass all over the parking lot. But now you have hundreds of dollars tied up in medical bills.
When all he wanted was the 50 dollars you had in your wallet. And if they do snatch yo shit, you just lost not only your money, but probably your identity. MO money ( New license, credit cards, car/ house keys. Etc.. Etc.) - leave it home silly. I was at Wall Mart, using the ATM machine, gittin a couple of dollars out, this young scrub approached me. ( Yo man, my moms locked her keys in the car, we need help, do you know how to jimmy the lock) I look him up and down, because there's 600 people up in here and his dumb ass ask me for help.
I look to the right and left, I mumble ( ain't this a bitch, motha fucka ) but I chill for a moment. WHY ME. I looked him right in his eye, and told him strait up HELL---FUK'IN---NO, now shell on punk. He was lucky there was a lot of people around, he would have also got kicked in his ass. How he gone play me, I ain't now sucka duck, he would have got most of yawl, it was a trick, at the ATM machine gettin some money, mom need some help ( sure I'll help you partner ) you get out there, mom throws 2 punches to the body, son put that scissor kick to the back of your neck, stole all your shit, because you fell for it.
I mean its a mad, fucked up world out here people, take care of your self. Because were out there. YOU GOT A SMOKE..Never ever open your door if you don't know who it is. When you hear a knock on the door, don't just get up and run to the door. I always let them knock at least twice before I even think about goin to the door. After third knock, I slowly creep to the door. (floors are squeaky) I look out the peep hole. ( if I don't know you I creep back to my spot )
Sometime if I do know you, I creep back to my spot. Call me first, that what telephones was intended for. I've had people do this when I knock on there door. Who is it comes after the door is already open. ( me sucka, now give me all your stuff, punk.) my brotha was telling me that bill collectors are hounding' him. ( I ask him what he mean ) my man can't answer his on door. I can't help him now, so this is for yawl. BLACKFOOT is never here.
I open the door, ( BLACKFOOT -my name is ) hold up cousin, BLACKFOOT ain't here, want to leave a message or something. (no I'll just come back) well do that,--then. Every day for weeks he come a knocking. Sometimes he catch me at the mail box, leaven ( BLACKFOOT here ) no. The last time in I seen that fool, he was sitting on my stairs ( BLACKFOOT is not home )---yeah I know.
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