Damn dogs
DAMN DOG'S
I was walking to the store yesterday, I notice this guy walking, out of know were a dog came running up to him. The dog buries his nose between his crouch. (I'm laughing) because he's trying to push the dog away, but the dog really wants to sniff his crouch. Now he has the owner trying to help him. Like always the owner is apologizing. (will you just pull a little harder please) I know this happen to you before there's always somebody's dog sniffing at your crouch,or your ass.
And yeah our favorite, humping on your leg. I'm thinking (because that's what I do when I walk. I never talk while I walk) why do dogs do that (A.) Your crouch or ass stank (B.) Is he just being friendly. I would probably rather have a dog attack me, than to have it sniff me (that's not cool dog owners). And the humping on the leg (I wonder if they were taught that by there master). That's just sick, and degrading. They seem to think it's funny. I think they compare this to a child who kicks you on your leg. (bad dog, bad dog. Slaps it on the nose I don't now what's gotten into him been acting up all week.)
What he need is my foot stuck in his ass, he'll learn real quick. People lets be real 8 out 10 people who has a dog has a funky house or apartment. I met a girl about 2 weeks ago, fine little honey. She invited me to her place. We sat on the porch for a while chit chattin. She invited me in (damn, what's that smell) it was like Mike Tyson just hit with a right cross. BAM!! It was that shit smell. Now I stagger against the wall. (Kim or you all right) that's her name. Like a warrior I lie (yea I'm fine). I some how make it to he couch.
Smells funky as hell up in here, but damn she's fine (just relax, be a man damn you). So I hold it down, this smell is kicking. BAM!! A foreman upper cut.- 2 piles of fresh shit she just scooped up. Now I'm on my knees, the funk is to damn much. (must hold on) I get back to my feet. I brake out the smokes. I got 6 cigarettes in my mouth. I'm using them like incense. (I'm thinking maybe this smoke will cover that funky as shit smell). After smoking about 2 packs (she walks in. Don't smoke in here cigarette smoke stank) I look at her (no shit stank. I wanted to say, but she is to damn fine).
So I go out side to get some fresh air. I stepped back in sniff, sniff BAM!! Larry Holmes just shot one to he gut, I'M KNOCKED THA FUCK OUT. It's the funk of all funks. Shit, cigarette smoke, pine scent. Now I'm throwing up, sick as hell. DAMN DOG'S! yeah cigarette smoke does stank, but shit STANK-KKKS. There's a lot of people who smoke outside because they say cigarettes stank. But there's a big pile of dog shit on the carpet that's been there since yesterday. I guess they get use to it
And yeah our favorite, humping on your leg. I'm thinking (because that's what I do when I walk. I never talk while I walk) why do dogs do that (A.) Your crouch or ass stank (B.) Is he just being friendly. I would probably rather have a dog attack me, than to have it sniff me (that's not cool dog owners). And the humping on the leg (I wonder if they were taught that by there master). That's just sick, and degrading. They seem to think it's funny. I think they compare this to a child who kicks you on your leg. (bad dog, bad dog. Slaps it on the nose I don't now what's gotten into him been acting up all week.)
What he need is my foot stuck in his ass, he'll learn real quick. People lets be real 8 out 10 people who has a dog has a funky house or apartment. I met a girl about 2 weeks ago, fine little honey. She invited me to her place. We sat on the porch for a while chit chattin. She invited me in (damn, what's that smell) it was like Mike Tyson just hit with a right cross. BAM!! It was that shit smell. Now I stagger against the wall. (Kim or you all right) that's her name. Like a warrior I lie (yea I'm fine). I some how make it to he couch.
Smells funky as hell up in here, but damn she's fine (just relax, be a man damn you). So I hold it down, this smell is kicking. BAM!! A foreman upper cut.- 2 piles of fresh shit she just scooped up. Now I'm on my knees, the funk is to damn much. (must hold on) I get back to my feet. I brake out the smokes. I got 6 cigarettes in my mouth. I'm using them like incense. (I'm thinking maybe this smoke will cover that funky as shit smell). After smoking about 2 packs (she walks in. Don't smoke in here cigarette smoke stank) I look at her (no shit stank. I wanted to say, but she is to damn fine).
So I go out side to get some fresh air. I stepped back in sniff, sniff BAM!! Larry Holmes just shot one to he gut, I'M KNOCKED THA FUCK OUT. It's the funk of all funks. Shit, cigarette smoke, pine scent. Now I'm throwing up, sick as hell. DAMN DOG'S! yeah cigarette smoke does stank, but shit STANK-KKKS. There's a lot of people who smoke outside because they say cigarettes stank. But there's a big pile of dog shit on the carpet that's been there since yesterday. I guess they get use to it
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