No! I want do it

I've survive 5 months without it. Hell no! I will not get cable. I just can't stand the fact that they hustle all those ridiculous channels that I'm not going to watch. TNT, Hallmark, The learning, SoapNet, MTV channels just too name a few. I mean I could get the 'Basic Tier package' but that's only nine stations. In order to get ESPN I'll have to get the 'Expanded Tier package' which will give me all those bullshit channels I don't need. All a brotha wanna do is watch some sports.


I just need a couple of channels Time Warner Cable. Just give me the Basic Tier:

2 WGN 3 Univision - TV (Really don't need this); 4 Local Origination Programming; 5 The Learning Network; 6 WUNJ PBS; 7 WECT NBC; 8 Government Access; 9 WSFX FOX; 10 WWAY ABC; 11 iTV (Don't care); 12 WILM CBS; 13 Government Access.

And from the Expanded tier all I need is:

29 Warner Brothers; 32 ESPN-2; 33 ESPN; 35 The Discovery Channel; 51 National Geographic Channel; 68 Lifetime Movie Network?; Yeah! My ex-girl got me hooked on this. 70 TV Land.

Oh! Time Warner Cable is going too get my ass...But not until August. Monday Night Football is now on ESPN. Damn, It want be long before all sports fanatics will have to get the Expanded Tier package. Fuck satellite! I ain't gone be able to do.