HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Hold up, hold up. Let me see? Worked all day. Got home to my lady. Got me a stuffed gorilla, a love candle, and some underwear with LOVER written all over them. Got ignored all night.........

Ate four packs of OODLES and NOODLES, a can of PINEAPPLE CHUNKS, with four 24oz. cans of ICE HOUSE.

HAPPY FUCKIN VALENTINE'S DAY! Never ever again will I do this day, again.