I got ten jokes......10
My first joke......#1
Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."
The boss says, "What's that?"
Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."
They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says,"See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss takes a closer look and says, "You twat, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."
Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."
My second joke......#2
If you have sex 365 times a year and if you melted down all those condoms too make a tire what would you call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
My third joke......#3
My fourth joke......#4
The Big Bad Wolf told Lil Red Riding Hood, "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."
So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said "NO! You're going to eat me like the fucking book says."
My fifth joke......#5
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
My sixth joke......#6
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
My seventh joke......#7
A male whale and his mate were swimming around in the ocean, when all of a
sudden, the male whale catches sight of a whaling vessel in the distance. He
takes a closer look, and recognizes it as the ship that harpooned his parents
many years ago. So, he turns to his girlfriend and tells her that he wants to
avenge the death of his parents.
She hesitates, knowing that they could become the next victims of the vessel,but he reassures her and tells her that he has been planning this all of his life, and he swims over and whispers the plan to her. So, she agrees and they swim up under one side of the boat, and they both start blowing air through their blow holes. The boat starts to rock back-and-forth, and the sailors on the ship are scrambling all over the deck.
Finally the boat tips over, and the sailors are scattered through the ocean. The male whale is delighted and starts to gobble up the sailors, but the female whale starts to swim away..... So the male whale swims over to her, and asks her what is wrong. She huffs and puffs and says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is no way I'm going to swallow seamen."
My eighth joke......#8
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife,"Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis.....fifty times"
My ninth joke......#9
My tenth joke......#10
You're having a laugh !!! Aren't you?
Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."
The boss says, "What's that?"
Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."
They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says,"See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."
The boss takes a closer look and says, "You twat, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."
Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."
My second joke......#2
If you have sex 365 times a year and if you melted down all those condoms too make a tire what would you call it? a fuckin goodyear! Sex is like playing spades. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
My third joke......#3
My fourth joke......#4
The Big Bad Wolf told Lil Red Riding Hood, "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because you know what I'm going to do. I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."
So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said "NO! You're going to eat me like the fucking book says."
My fifth joke......#5
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. The cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
My sixth joke......#6
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard.
My seventh joke......#7
A male whale and his mate were swimming around in the ocean, when all of a
sudden, the male whale catches sight of a whaling vessel in the distance. He
takes a closer look, and recognizes it as the ship that harpooned his parents
many years ago. So, he turns to his girlfriend and tells her that he wants to
avenge the death of his parents.
She hesitates, knowing that they could become the next victims of the vessel,but he reassures her and tells her that he has been planning this all of his life, and he swims over and whispers the plan to her. So, she agrees and they swim up under one side of the boat, and they both start blowing air through their blow holes. The boat starts to rock back-and-forth, and the sailors on the ship are scrambling all over the deck.
Finally the boat tips over, and the sailors are scattered through the ocean. The male whale is delighted and starts to gobble up the sailors, but the female whale starts to swim away..... So the male whale swims over to her, and asks her what is wrong. She huffs and puffs and says, "I agreed to the blow job, but there is no way I'm going to swallow seamen."
My eighth joke......#8
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife,"Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis.....fifty times"
My ninth joke......#9
My tenth joke......#10
You're having a laugh !!! Aren't you?
