BLACKFOOT: KING OF THE GUTTERS

Originally posted by Neil:
At least Danny had the wherewithal and class enough to post pix of himself in a crown.

Where's your procession, Chuck? Show us that bling, boy!



Originally posted by steve samurai jack:
no problem feet it's covered. you are now crowned by steve samurai jack, neil, and led gauthier. even the great vap has defined what you have become.

dude you are THE MAN, congratulation on a hard and tough battle. what you gone do now KING.

*tee hee*

Originally posted by Led Gauthier:
Blackfoot is the king of the gutters. now may I have my U10 shrimp?

Thank you very much.

THE BET. Frank Carrera vrs Blackfoot?

I lead the series 2 - 0.

Originally posted by Frank Carrera:
Start shopping for a Texans Shirt, buddy. Same bet as last time? Loser has to post a picture of themselves wearing a shirt of the winner's team. Can YOU bust?
The Ongoing Autobiography of Frank Carrera

Originally posted by Blackfoot:
Fine with me. UP TOP.



HOUSTON TEXANS.......................................DALLAS COWBOYS

THE SKINNY
The Dallas-Houston football rivalry has never really been established - the Cowboys and Oilers having played each other just eight times after the NFL-AFL merger in 1970. The Cowboys ended up with a 5-3 series advantage. They also were the ones with all the success, winning five Super Bowls while the Oilers never reached the championship game before moving to Tennessee in 1997. The Texans will be looking to pick up where they left off in 2002, while the Cowboys are looking to even the series in just the second meeting between the two in-state rivals. This obviously will be the first time the Cowboys play the Texans at Texas Stadium.

MEMORY LANE
The Cowboys' only meeting with the Houston Texans is one they've been trying to put behind them for the past four years, yet one they will never quite live down. The Cowboys were the Texans' opponents in the franchise's inaugural game in 2002, helping them to open up their season and brand-spanking new Reliant Stadium in a Sunday night game. They were far too gracious visitors, putting up a mere 10 points against the upstart Texans in a 19-10 loss. As Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said after the game, "I am disappointed for Cowboys fans everywhere."

Cowboys are kings of Texas with 34-6 win

The top 5 things I miss most about my girl.

It's been 8 months.

• #5 - Cooking: Damn she could burn. Spaghetti, She always added Italian sausage and some sort of secret spices. Her pig feet was delicious. Fresh kale, spinach, collard greens and all here veggies was to UP TOP. For 8 months it's been mostly take out. As a matter of fact I think I lost my cooking skills. I can't even make a decent pot of rice like I use too.
  
  
• #4 - Traveling: We took at least two long trips every month. Myrtle Beach was our favorite. Since my girl been gone I've only been out of town once. To Charlotte for the Panthers game against Atlanta.
  
  
• #3 - Shopping: Boy could we spend some money. If something somewhere was on sale, we were there. Now when I go shopping I forget half the shit I was going shopping for. My girl always knew what I needed. I get so frustrated doing this task.
  
  
• #2 - Laundry: I mean this is what I really hate without my girl. Me, my girl, and her daughter folding cloths....PRICELESS. Every laundry day almost brings a tear to my eye. I never noticed it before but there's a lot of couples who do laundry together. My opinion is that a happy couple enjoys doing this. Not to mention I'm a fuck up when doing this a lone. My girl had a knack for keeping socks together. Me, I've lost most of socks, so now I'm forced to wear mix macked socks (having no ideal what I just said).
  
  
• #1 - I missed her so much I followed her ass today: IN THE RAIN!:
  
  
  Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here. Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you. Listen first things first let me hang up the coat. Yeah how was your day today did you miss me, You did? Yeah? I missed you too, I missed you so much I followed you today. That's right now close your mouth cause you cold busted.
  
  Now just sit down here, sit down here, I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do. You know my first impulse was to run up on you and do a Rambo.I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you but I didn't wanna mess up these one hundred and fifty- dollar brand new black and white suede pumas. So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
  
  I called up the bank and took out every dime. Than I cancelled all your credit cards... I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you! Don't go lookin' in that closet cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room.
  
  What were you thinking? You don't fuck around with Blackfoot! I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags. I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce! But now I can't give you nothing but advice. Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young, you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days. Until then, you know what you gotta do?
  
  You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause youdismissed! That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk!
  
  This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta here. Scat! Don't touch that coat......
  
  I saw you (and him) walking in the rain. You were holding hands and I'll never be the same. Tossing and turning another sleepless night. The rain crashes against my window pane. Jumped into my car didn't drive too far. That moment I knew I would never be the same.
  
  Now here you are begging to me, to give our love another try. Girl I love you and I always will but darling right now I've got to say goodbye 'Cause (I saw you)