Damn Foreigners. Can I Bust?

If you’re going to be singing an American song, please stop mixing your language with mine. A friend and I had a discussion about this. Take this song for instance FUNKY TOWN by Kim Hyun Jung.

There's no way she's speaking real Japanese, Chinese or what the fuck ever. It's like she just took some words at random too fit in with the American version.

Here's the Funky Town lyrics
Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me. Town to keep me movin'. Keep me groovin' with some energy.....Well, I talk about it, Talk about it, Talk about it, Talk about it, Talk about, Talk about, Talk about movin.....Gotta move on...Gotta move on...Gotta move on.....Won't you take me to..Funkytown. Won't you take me to..Funkytown. Won't you take me to..Funkytown. Won't you take me to..Funkytown.


Before hard funksters like Prince and the Time hit the national stage, before groundbreaking alternative rockers Hüsker Dü and the Replacements, Minneapolis was barely a blip on America's musical radar -- that is until Lipps Inc. broke out with one of disco's most monumental singles, the number one smash "Funkytown." The brainchild of producer/songwriter Steven Greenberg, Lipps Inc. (meant to be pronounced as a pun on "lip sync") wound up as one-hit wonders, but that one hit still stands as one of disco's all-time classics; its computerized feel and lean, spare arrangement contrasted sharply with the perceived excesses of most disco music, yet its longing for escape (specifically, from Minneapolis, whose music scene was still in its infancy) fit the spirit of the era perfectly, sending it to the top of the charts for a full month in 1980.

A little something for those who want to act black.

I mean, Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Urban Dictionary is an online internet dictionary whose definitions are written by users. Most words and phrases featured on Urban Dictionary are slang, particularly new, urban, or ambiguous terms.

Here's a few I thought was funny.

o snap

A expression that should never be said again, mainly due to the fact that it is retarded and over used by white people that are trying to be black (wiggers).

Or just something that someone says to sound cool, but really makes an ass out of themselfs

Picture the stupid ass white kid in your school that wears paco or ecko clothes and walks like he has a pool stick up his ass, and when a hot girl walks by he puts his hand to his mouth and says o snap and puts his fist out to his "boy" and says pound it like u want to pound her..

A bag of smashed assholes.

A person looks like a bag of smashed assholes, ie there really ugly.

Man that girl looks like a bag of smashed assholes.

A beaver attempt.

A pathetic attempt at oral sex or a failed attempt at getting some.

Gregorious made a beaver attempt on his cousin.

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob Marley in a leg lock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.

Homie went for a beaver attempt with this girl last night only to discover he needed to get the council in to trim her bush.


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R Kelly


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I haven't done this since junior high school. This drawing is for my peeps at the gutters. I call it "If Mick Jagger was black, this is how he would look".

This is just a rough copy of what I'm doing. Later on this week I will present this the finished copy. I think the hair needs to look more like an afro.

I was working on the braided look. I'll need more practice if I'm going to pull that off. Shit! If kids can do it, then so can I.