Phat? No! Fat, Obese, Pig like.
We are a fat, fucking country. We're also lazy, complaining, selfish, hypocritical assholes, but today, I'm just gonna focus on the fat part. More than half of Americans are obese. Not just overweight mind you, OBESE, meaning there is so much blubber on your bones, it's unhealthy. Your lard encrusted heart pumps your greasy blood through tightening arteries and brittle veins. Unsightly fields of poisonous cellulite dot the noxious landscape that is your body. Our chubby children can barely pry their fat engorged bodies out of bed. There are even reports of these little butterballs suffering from adult diabetes, a condition that used to take dozens of years of abuse to manifest. Like a pod of sleepy whales sucking pure lard out of a generically mutilated mother hog covered from snout to tail in teats, we just feed and breed. It doesn't matter what the fuck we put into our bodies.
It can be uranium soaked dog feces sprinkled with live baby tarantulas, tapeworm eggs, cigarette buts and diesel fuel causing impotence, baldness, spontaneous abortion, and premature death - as long as it's battered, fried, and salted: it's dinner. So are you one of these fat asses? One of these obese, bacon-grease drinking Americans that make up more than half of our population? Do your rotund children roll around on the floor in their own drool, playing video games, suffering from high blood pressure and hemorrhoids because you feed them processed crap and never make them go outside? Hey, here's a fucking idea. Why don't you stop eating until you're sick, and go for a fucking walk every now and then? Maybe get a hobby that requires something more than typing on a keyboard or adjusting volume by remote control. Try eating an orange instead of a plate of bacon.
You don't need seven different kinds of meat for lunch. Rice is more than just an element of Nacho Cheese Chex mix. Try eating food that actually exists in nature. Realize that Pizza Pockets are polyp inducing chemical sacks, Mountain Dew makes your bones rot, and that if you can eat at McDonalds without developing a stabbing stomach ache afterwards, you may already be beyond help. If you are fat, get your self in a diet program, get rid of those extra pounds and lifesaver bags around your fat body, nobody will like you, you will never get laid and is almost guaranteed that will be single forever unless you ge together with another shitbag. Cellulite is really gross no matter how small or invisible you think it is. Ladies and gentlemen, there is no such a thing such a few pounds, anything over normal weight is gross and undesirable unless your are cute as Babe the piggy. No miracle makeup will hide those fat ugly parts and no camera trick will save you from criticism. Come on ladies and gentlemen, vinyl or plaid is a no-no! have you ever watch absolutely fabulous or the fashion channel? Are there any cows on the runway ever?
Obesity Research Shows 3 Crucial Periods
Evidence is growing that people's weight at three periods of childhood may be critical in setting them up to be fat in adulthood, scientists said Thursday. Being born either too big or too small and the early appearance of puppy fat and tubbiness in teenagehood seem to be emerging as important factors influencing how much of a struggle with weight people have as adults, according to experts gathered this week at Europe's annual conference on obesity research. Studies have shown that babies who are born large are more likely to end up fat as adults. However, being born very small also seems to increase the risk of obesity in adulthood, especially if such infants are then fed intensively to allow rapid growth so that they catch up with their peers.
The next stage that may be important is the preschool period, research suggests. Several studies indicate that children who gain weight before gaining height between toddlerhood and school-age seem to have a higher chance of being fat adults. Rapid weight gain due to overfeeding in the first year of life may be particularly risky for later obesity, experts say. But being fat in the teenage years seems to be even more predictive of later risk of obesity, research indicates. About 70 percent of fat adolescents end up with obesity later in life.
The problem with obesity in adolescence seems to be that the male sex hormone testosterone pushes fat to the belly a high risk location, while in girls, the problem is that they tend to gain alot of weight during their teens. "We know that fatness in adolescence predicts later obesity, but the link between adult obesity and becoming fat in adolescence is less clear
It can be uranium soaked dog feces sprinkled with live baby tarantulas, tapeworm eggs, cigarette buts and diesel fuel causing impotence, baldness, spontaneous abortion, and premature death - as long as it's battered, fried, and salted: it's dinner. So are you one of these fat asses? One of these obese, bacon-grease drinking Americans that make up more than half of our population? Do your rotund children roll around on the floor in their own drool, playing video games, suffering from high blood pressure and hemorrhoids because you feed them processed crap and never make them go outside? Hey, here's a fucking idea. Why don't you stop eating until you're sick, and go for a fucking walk every now and then? Maybe get a hobby that requires something more than typing on a keyboard or adjusting volume by remote control. Try eating an orange instead of a plate of bacon.
You don't need seven different kinds of meat for lunch. Rice is more than just an element of Nacho Cheese Chex mix. Try eating food that actually exists in nature. Realize that Pizza Pockets are polyp inducing chemical sacks, Mountain Dew makes your bones rot, and that if you can eat at McDonalds without developing a stabbing stomach ache afterwards, you may already be beyond help. If you are fat, get your self in a diet program, get rid of those extra pounds and lifesaver bags around your fat body, nobody will like you, you will never get laid and is almost guaranteed that will be single forever unless you ge together with another shitbag. Cellulite is really gross no matter how small or invisible you think it is. Ladies and gentlemen, there is no such a thing such a few pounds, anything over normal weight is gross and undesirable unless your are cute as Babe the piggy. No miracle makeup will hide those fat ugly parts and no camera trick will save you from criticism. Come on ladies and gentlemen, vinyl or plaid is a no-no! have you ever watch absolutely fabulous or the fashion channel? Are there any cows on the runway ever?
Obesity Research Shows 3 Crucial Periods
Evidence is growing that people's weight at three periods of childhood may be critical in setting them up to be fat in adulthood, scientists said Thursday. Being born either too big or too small and the early appearance of puppy fat and tubbiness in teenagehood seem to be emerging as important factors influencing how much of a struggle with weight people have as adults, according to experts gathered this week at Europe's annual conference on obesity research. Studies have shown that babies who are born large are more likely to end up fat as adults. However, being born very small also seems to increase the risk of obesity in adulthood, especially if such infants are then fed intensively to allow rapid growth so that they catch up with their peers.
The next stage that may be important is the preschool period, research suggests. Several studies indicate that children who gain weight before gaining height between toddlerhood and school-age seem to have a higher chance of being fat adults. Rapid weight gain due to overfeeding in the first year of life may be particularly risky for later obesity, experts say. But being fat in the teenage years seems to be even more predictive of later risk of obesity, research indicates. About 70 percent of fat adolescents end up with obesity later in life.
The problem with obesity in adolescence seems to be that the male sex hormone testosterone pushes fat to the belly a high risk location, while in girls, the problem is that they tend to gain alot of weight during their teens. "We know that fatness in adolescence predicts later obesity, but the link between adult obesity and becoming fat in adolescence is less clear
