FISH GUTS

A better way to smooth hands.

It really works, honest. Before I became a fish cleaner my hands were rough, dry, and cracking. I had sores on every nuckle. Now there softer than a newborn baby's ass. They stink like hell but damn my hands are so-so soft.

Lotion just want do.

So You Thinks You's A Pimp?

Being a pimp requires hard work, patience, and skill. Not everyone is cut out to be a professional pimp. Also, you should want to be a pimp for the right reasons. To see if you're a good candidate, please take a quick Pimp Quiz:


Why do you want to be a pimp?

a) All my friends are doing it.
b) My mom told me to.
c) I want to do more than just major in biochemistry.
d) Been slappin' and tappin' for years, might as well get paid.

What would you like to be doing on Friday nights?
a) Spending time with my friends.
b) Hanging out at the mall.
c) Getting that physics problem set out of the way.
d) Hittin' bitches 'till the cops come!

A customer enters your whorehouse and sees you wearing...

a) Long sleeve shirt, jeans, sneakers (Puma’s or SAO.), Dallas cowboys hat.
b) Polo shirt, Docker khackis, Tommy socks.
c) Armani suit and dress shoes.
d) Flaming red shirt, tight lime green pants, bright purple trenchcoat, top hat, cane, fur, and gold a' plenty.

You're out for some driveby whoop-ass. You hop in your Pimpmobile...
a) Black HUMMER with 24-inch BLACK chrome rimes.
b) Beige '88 Datsun with power locks.
c) Steel grey BMW with Aquatred tires.
d) Vibrant Cadillac with gold rims, hydraulics, driver-side mounted shotgun, and ceiling-mounted jimmy dispenser.

Say you have an altercation with a threatening person of subnormal intelligence. You...

a) Say "Come on man, …"ain’t that Janet Jackson" And run like a madman.
b) Try to change the subject: "Did you think Episode I was better than Star Wars: Return of the Jedi?"
c) Explain to him he needs to break out of the viscous circle (jerk) of anger and violence.
d) Slap, tell him about his mama, pop a cap in his ass an' and torch the body.

Can I Bust?

This goes out too my woman... ANGELA

10 months we have been together, and she tells me this.

No sex in tha Champaign room. No sex in tha Champaign room. No sex in tha Champaign room. Can’t get none, no sex -no sex. Can’t have none, no sex -no sex. Can’t get none, no sex -no sex Can’t have none no sex- no sex

No sex in tha Champaign room. No sex in tha Champaign room. No sex in tha Champaign room. I know you wan’t some, but you can’t have none. I know you wan’t some, but you can’t have none.

No sex in tha Champaign room. No sex in tha champagne room. No sex in tha Champaign room.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

Hold up, hold up. Let me see? Worked all day. Got home to my lady. Got me a stuffed gorilla, a love candle, and some underwear with LOVER written all over them. Got ignored all night.........

Ate four packs of OODLES and NOODLES, a can of PINEAPPLE CHUNKS, with four 24oz. cans of ICE HOUSE.

HAPPY FUCKIN VALENTINE'S DAY! Never ever again will I do this day, again.

Jeff E. Suggs. RS
NEW HANOVER HEALTH DEPARTMENT
This guy inspects our Seafood market.

SHELLFISH -SEAFOOD INSPECTION REPORT

BUSINESS NAME: Wilson Brothers Seafood Market
ADDRESS: 3149 Castle Hayne Rd.
PERMIT: BLACKFOOT/ Ella

Inspection made pursuant to New Hanover Board of Health Shellfish- Seafood Ordinance effective 1983

DATE OF VISIT: 4 Feb 05

OBSERVATIONS and RECOMMENDATIONS
* Maintain 130 on hot water heater. ( corrected on site )

But we had a little problem.....

A church group left a flyer in our store to promote there fish fry. He read what it said, and even asked me about it.

He gave me a number to contact someone before we were going to cook.. I was like whole on playa, Wilson Brothers ain't cooking nothing right now That's two months away.

He didn't believe me

Some lady came into the store, snatched the flyer off the front door. I asked her what was going on, why are you tearing my place up.

She told me the Health inspector called her about needing a permit to have their fish fry. And was very rude.

I guess he thought Wilson Brothers was cooking in a different location. Trying to beat the system. ( If the stupid fucka would have read the shit right, he would have seen the address.)

Jeff E.Suggs. RS....Needs to mind his damn business!

We, WILSON BROTHERS SEAFOOD MARKET promise to do everything by the book, and obey every law concerning the sale of fish, shrimp, and crabs.WORD TO THE MOTHA.

ADDITION UNLIMITED Keith Abbott &Scott Scohy

ADDITION UNLIMITED

Keith Abbott / Scott Scohy

Wilmigton,N.C.

Please beware, they do real shitty work.

What a bunch of sorry mothafuckas (Keith and Scott). What was suppose to be a thirty day job turned into six months. They were always drunk, or on drugs.

After six months of fucking off, they tried to do a hurry up job so they could get paid. But we did not pay them shit. The contract was they would get the rest of there money when the house was complete. ( 60%)

Those ass holes hounded us for two months. They came to our store talkin all that bull shit. I almost had to put my foot in there asses. That was the last time I saw or heard from them.

But Keith and Scott lost in the end. They made there FORTY EIGHT THOUSAND DOLLARS, but they could have made much more. 21 acres of land still needs to be developed, they could have had it all. Drugs and malt liquor cost them.......About a MILLION.